7TH GRADER FOR LIFE M-CREW SOCKS
I heard you like childish poop jokes, which is great because I've got plenty! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.
You don't have to tell me twice. Actually, you don't have to tell me once, either. But thanks, anyway. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 35% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
Sometimes you just gotta drop the F-bomb a couple of times so that they know that you're serious. Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 3% spandex.
I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.
Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be more relaxed. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.
Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But we did it, for you. And also because we really like cats. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 1% spandex.
Socks are just like women. They can be straightforward and polite at the same time. It doesn't mean they're any more or less of a sock. Or a woman. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 2% spandex.